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[catsnraincoats-archive]

Hey girl im consuming a new media

[catsnraincoats-archive]

help girl I'm hyperfixating

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[bidoof]

what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes

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[baaulp]

Whats the saddest meal you can think of?

[buddhabrand]

[acoolguy]

…………cheesy peasy…..

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egberts:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

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[not-the-blue]

oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.

phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?

[sleepingreader]

Ever had that dream when you're trying to dial someone's number and you just keep getting the numbers wrong?

Yeah.

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[yukipri]

Haven't been feeling great about my posture. Does anyone have any advice. Here's a super rough sketch of how I often work

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[newtsfrogstoads]

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

[newtsfrogstoads]

This restaurant is absolute chaos and I'm giving it 5 stars

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[onebadnoodle]

🐙 commission for @FatgamerboiPath

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[a-tian]

I don’t want to find out about world events anymore

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[hellenhighwater]

I think the Harbinger of Seth is KO'd.

[hellenhighwater]

He lives!!

[hellenhighwater]

Actually yeah. We went to a cat cafe and the Harbinger of Seth is allergic to cats, so he consumed a volume of benadryl that led to him passing out on the floor of Seth's unfurnished house.

[hellenhighwater]

Here, so you don't have to pinch and zoom.

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[dromaeo-sauridae]

this is romance

[zoidbrg]

Glad we're all in agreement